Race Day Rival Mugs

Very tall runner leaps over shorter runner.

'Your shoe's untied.'

A day at the races

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

Bradley Wiggins

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

Get a life

'Well, did you win or what?'

The Tortoise and NASCAR.

Race Horses See Big People.

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

Hurdles with Steps

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

'Ha! Fake out!'

"I'm psyched!"

Jed was a serious gamer...so on race days, he would always dress for speed!!

"Hi, Mum, I'm last in the race, but I do have the best mobile."

The Epsom Derby - Beer Stall

Formula One eco helmet

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

A runner crosses the finish line chased by a nurse.

Top Finish Line Crossers.

"This year I'm TWICE as likely to win."

Husband and wife at the races.

"Pickleballers – one mile away."

Runner crosses the police tape.

Biggest Hat Award