Race Day Junkie Mugs

'It's not fair...Schumacher gets to practice a lap of honour before the race has even begun.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Ancient Racing

A day at the races

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Smile

First past the post.

'I win!'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Loser's Podium.

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

Race Horses See Big People.

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Hurdles with Steps

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'Ha! Fake out!'

The Epsom Derby - Beer Stall

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

Jed was a serious gamer...so on race days, he would always dress for speed!!