Race Junkie Mugs

Running Addict

"I need to tinkle."

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Ancient Racing

A day at the races

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Stress'

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

The relay race

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Athlete being chased by a dog.

'I think they're still just sizing each other up.'

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'