Race Junkie Gifts

Running Addict

"I need to tinkle."

Ancient Racing

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

A day at the races

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Eat my dust!"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Stress'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

The relay race

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'I think they're still just sizing each other up.'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

A number of runners run through police tape.

Athlete being chased by a dog.