Race Fanatic Gifts

Post race drug test.

Needle exchange

Formula One Finish Line.

Engine blown - Swear box.

STRIP Woman cyclists wins race

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Ancient Racing

Seconds before the eternal question was about to be answered.

"What's up, did you not bet in the office sweepstake?"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Google car."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Bowled over again!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

"I need to tinkle."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Eat my dust!"

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

A day at the transgenic races

350 Feet.

Running

Bob's Driving School.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Ball as water-melon.

Cricket Accidents.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.