Race Fanatic Pillows

Post race drug test.

Needle exchange

Formula One Finish Line.

Engine blown - Swear box.

STRIP Woman cyclists wins race

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Ancient Racing

Seconds before the eternal question was about to be answered.

"What's up, did you not bet in the office sweepstake?"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"I need to tinkle."

Go team!

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Eat my dust!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Running

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

A day at the transgenic races

Cricket Accidents.

Bob's Driving School.

Ball as water-melon.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Hockey Season.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"