Race Lover Pillows

'Hey, that's not fair.'

Sprint race about to start. One contestant wearing a rocket attached to his back. The fuse is lit ready to help him win the race.

"Don't forget bib number!"

'Well, men, we lost another one, bu are we discouraged? Heck, no!'

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

"Mexico? Amateur. I'm flying to Antarctica."

Egg race.

Man cheats in a hurdle race by riding a horse.

"Okay, all I have to do is run, run as fast as I can and the race is mine!!"

Medical bike.

Speedy magic carpet.

'Well, did you win or what?'

A day at the transgenic races

'Spinout!'

'Wait. Let me check the time. ... Yes! It's a new world record!'

Tour de France.

'Hey buddy, want to race me?'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Madonna of the Pukes.

Ancient Racing

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

The Harper Plays Cricket.

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

But the President is a Black Guy

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

Balloon Surprise

Tango

Snail Coach

God save the Queen.

Rainbow skier