Rice Lover Pillows

'Forget the flat screen, Phil. I just found a sack of Basmati rice!'

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

German Expressionist Breakfast

A day at the transgenic races

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Mom bought the wrong flakes

Tango

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

Early Morning Roll Call.

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"I go soggy in the bath."

Bucket List