Rice Lover Mugs

'Forget the flat screen, Phil. I just found a sack of Basmati rice!'

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

German Expressionist Breakfast

A day at the transgenic races

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Tango

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

Early Morning Roll Call.

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."