Icing Lover Mugs

Giant Birthday Cake

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Ice skater

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

Wish you were steer!

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Mice Cream

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

Welcome to your new English Class.

Baking

"You call this ice?"

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Snow is falling...

Trawling for Fish.

Cow on Holiday.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

"I have one indulgence: myself."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.