Icing Lover Prints

Giant Birthday Cake

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Ice skater

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

Wish you were steer!

Mice Cream

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Baking

Welcome to your new English Class.

"You call this ice?"

Snow is falling...

Trawling for Fish.

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Cow on Holiday.

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"I have one indulgence: myself."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"