Quirky Race Lover Pillows

Snail Coach

"I love you, you big fool."

Nun Fight.

A day at the transgenic races

Snooker Golf.

Alternative fielding positions

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Storage Unit of Love

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'Well, did you win or what?'

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Second to Nun

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

The Sports Fanatic

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

Action shot portrait.

Man cheats in a hurdle race by riding a horse.

Conductor and Quasimodo.

Tour de France.

Annual 10K Fun Run

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"