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Snail Coach

"I love you, you big fool."

Snooker Golf.

A day at the transgenic races

Nun Fight.

Alternative fielding positions

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Storage Unit of Love

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

'Well, did you win or what?'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Frankie and Johnny were lovers...

Second to Nun

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

The Sports Fanatic

Only horse I know that likes to start out of the crouch. 6 3.

Action shot portrait.

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

Man cheats in a hurdle race by riding a horse.

Conductor and Quasimodo.

Annual 10K Fun Run

Mouse on mouse action.