Movie Memento Hoarder Gifts

"How can we tell if this old movie poster is valuable?"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'Here we go again...'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"I plan to retire when bank robbery becomes legal!"

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

'Pay bills, stick to a budget, plan ahead.'

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

"There's so much evidence we should put some aside for a different case."

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

A dentist places his first tooth and his first dollar on the wall.

Toilet paper calendar

"We saved all your old diapers."

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

"Even though I wasn't making a big salary, I always saved ten percent of my messages."

'The Bosmans' wedding announcement? Stick it on the fridge so we don't forget about it.'

Colin liked to keep up with all the very latest technologies

"Some day, son, all my reports, class notes, and handouts I saved since elementary school will be yours."

Jewelry assists us in remembering those important dates...like wedding anniversaries.

A barrage of CDs.

Ernie, cramming a lifetime's worth of junk into every cupboard, closet and corner of your home makes you a hoarder, not a prepper.

"Aside from the hours of DVR'ed shows you have yet to watch, what else keeps you together?"

"Aren't you supposed to get rid of the old mobile, when you buy a new one."

"The last bottle we bought on vacation. I hate to come home and consume all our memories."

"So where have you been?"

'R.I.P. - At last uncluttered.'

"I forget which is the embalmed one."