Reminder Hoarder Gifts

'The Bosmans' wedding announcement? Stick it on the fridge so we don't forget about it.'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

God's Sticky Notes

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"When I opened my cupboards at home they were full of junk food, when I opened my mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm always afraid to open my portfolio balance."

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

'It will be a big wedding, I invited all 2679 of my facebook friends,'

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

Junk Mail.

"Run! My laptop is so full of apps, downloads, old documents, screenshots and junk files, it's about to explode!"

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

"How can we tell if this old movie poster is valuable?"

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

'It's come to out attention that you've been hoarding intellectual properties."

"You have 2,974 tabs open. I suggest closing about 2,970 of them. That may speed up your computer."

'John's found it harder to kick his eBay habit than drugs.'

"I'm sorry I accidentally threw the USB flash drive away. If we go through the trash, we can find it. It should only take a few years."

Recycling bins for glass, paper, metal and IDEAS.

"Even though I wasn't making a big salary, I always saved ten percent of my messages."

Colin liked to keep up with all the very latest technologies

Note from Self: Stick To It