Mortician Gifts

Searching for a gift for a mortician? Explore our collection of clever and heartfelt items designed to honor their important work. Whether witty mugs, humorous t-shirts, cozy pillows, or art prints, find something that truly resonates with their profession and sense of humor.

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'My job is great since I never have to worry about Customer Satisfaction.'

'My job is great since I never have to worry about Customer Satisfaction.' mockup

'My job is great since I never have to worry about Customer Satisfaction.'

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"It's a little late for a second opinion - this is the autopsy."

"It's a little late for a second opinion - this is the autopsy." mockup

"It's a little late for a second opinion - this is the autopsy."

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"Oh, I do love a mystery."

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''Bye, honey...Go out there and knock 'em dead today!'

''Bye, honey...Go out there and knock 'em dead today!' mockup

''Bye, honey...Go out there and knock 'em dead today!'

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The mortician's lunch-box.

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'Remind me to have a serious word with Mr Sillett over casual dress on a friday.'

'Remind me to have a serious word with Mr Sillett over casual dress on a friday.' mockup

'Remind me to have a serious word with Mr Sillett over casual dress on a friday.'

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"It looks a lot like him, but he would never have worn a tag on his toe like that."

"It looks a lot like him, but he would never have worn a tag on his toe like that." mockup

"It looks a lot like him, but he would never have worn a tag on his toe like that."

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Bored at the City Morgue.

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Hearse with sign 'Body On Board'. mockup

Hearse with sign 'Body On Board'.

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"My, oh, my, what a co-inky dinky." mockup

"My, oh, my, what a co-inky dinky."

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He Took It With Him.

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Man trying to break out of a coffin. mockup

Man trying to break out of a coffin.

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Man and woman at funeral parlor see sign, 'Ask about our Layaway Plan'.

Man and woman at funeral parlor see sign, 'Ask about our Layaway Plan'. mockup

Man and woman at funeral parlor see sign, 'Ask about our Layaway Plan'.

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"Using our house as a makeshift morgue is going to make it harder to sell."

"Using our house as a makeshift morgue is going to make it harder to sell." mockup

"Using our house as a makeshift morgue is going to make it harder to sell."

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"Fill out this tag and attach it to your big toe."

"Fill out this tag and attach it to your big toe." mockup

"Fill out this tag and attach it to your big toe."

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'Morgue - Welcome to the chill-out room.'

'Morgue - Welcome to the chill-out room.' mockup

'Morgue - Welcome to the chill-out room.'

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'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!' mockup

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

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'Why, no, I don't have any nail clippers on me. Just do like I do, and use your teeth.'

'Why, no, I don't have any nail clippers on me. Just do like I do, and use your teeth.' mockup

'Why, no, I don't have any nail clippers on me. Just do like I do, and use your teeth.'

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Morticians

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Undertaker's desk with In and Out tray coffins

Undertaker's desk with In and Out tray coffins mockup

Undertaker's desk with In and Out tray coffins

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Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.

Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives. mockup

Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.

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'The not so Grim Reaper'.

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"We'll find out what's wrong with you through a procedure called an 'autopsy'."

"We'll find out what's wrong with you through a procedure called an 'autopsy'." mockup

"We'll find out what's wrong with you through a procedure called an 'autopsy'."

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'Cause of death: Acute, sudden dehydration secondary to moisture-wicking undergarments.'

'Cause of death: Acute, sudden dehydration secondary to moisture-wicking undergarments.' mockup

'Cause of death: Acute, sudden dehydration secondary to moisture-wicking undergarments.'

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'Yeah...but maybe there's such a thing as looking too natural.'

'Yeah...but maybe there's such a thing as looking too natural.' mockup

'Yeah...but maybe there's such a thing as looking too natural.'

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'In your price range we can arrange to have you splattered on a windshield.'

'In your price range we can arrange to have you splattered on a windshield.' mockup

'In your price range we can arrange to have you splattered on a windshield.'

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'Uh-oh... that sounds ominous.' - *Knock* *Knock* - 'Am I going to die?!' - 'I don't think so.' - 'Then why are you here?' - 'Your life insurance is due for renewal.'

'Uh-oh... that sounds ominous.' - *Knock* *Knock* - 'Am I going to die?!' - 'I don't think so.' - 'Then why are you here?' - 'Your life insurance is due for renewal.' mockup

'Uh-oh... that sounds ominous.' - *Knock* *Knock* - 'Am I going to die?!' - 'I don't think so.' - 'Then why are you here?' - 'Your life insurance is due for renewal.'

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