Morticians Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for a mortician? Celebrate their dedication with products that appreciate their profession with a dash of humor and respect. From mugs to t-shirts, find something that resonates with their unique role in the community.

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Where your mind & battle are los

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"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?" mockup

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

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"She's fine. She just needs some tofu." mockup

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

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Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough mockup

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

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2021

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A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout' mockup

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

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'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.' mockup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

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"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!" mockup

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

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"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress." mockup

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

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'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.' mockup

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

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"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief." mockup

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

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"His first out-of-body experience." mockup

"His first out-of-body experience."

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"We've made great progress!"

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"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever." mockup

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

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"Now, how can I be of assistance?" mockup

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

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You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper. mockup

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

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Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.' mockup

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

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'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!' mockup

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

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"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle." mockup

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

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vaccine wars.

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"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self." mockup

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

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"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed." mockup

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

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"Waiting for the vaccine launch." mockup

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

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'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?' mockup

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

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'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.' mockup

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

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"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!" mockup

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

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'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.' mockup

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

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'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.' mockup

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

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"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to." mockup

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

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'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.' mockup

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

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"Our war is against cancer."

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Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

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'You're overdue for your checkup.' mockup

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

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Ice Cream Surgeon

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Morticians Gifts Collection

Morticians Mugs

Looking for more mortician-themed mugs? Browse our collection of witty and respectful designs that make your gift memorable.

Morticians Pillows

Discover mortician-inspired pillows that add humor and personality to their living or workspace, a delightful gift option.

Morticians Prints

Explore our selection of mortician-themed prints—ideal for framing and honoring their essential work with a touch of wit.

Morticians T-Shirts

Check out our mortician-themed T-shirts—fun, respectful, and perfect for casual wear or work days that celebrate their profession.