Modern Life Humorists Pillows

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

"I put my shirt on inside out and there's no tech support number on the tag!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Peter

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

Pop Top Ice FIshing

This man is an island.

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

Snowman Driver

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

"Lemonade App: $1"

"Dad, can you read?"

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

Gotta take you out, kid – You're getting booed off the field on my Twitter feed.

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'I'm just updating my Facebook profile.'

"Jeremy sits in his hi-tech car all day and telecommutes from our driveway."

"Bloody Cyclops!"

Rocket charmer.

"In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen episodes."

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

'What's the antidote for espresso?'

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

"Prospecting ain't what it used to be."

"No need to set out traps, I'm leaving. You don't have Wi-Fi in this dump."

"I thought you turned location services off."

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