Modern Life Humorists Mugs

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

"I put my shirt on inside out and there's no tech support number on the tag!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Peter

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

Pop Top Ice FIshing

This man is an island.

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

Snowman Driver

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"Lemonade App: $1"

"Dad, can you read?"

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

Rocket charmer.

"Bloody Cyclops!"

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

'What's the antidote for espresso?'

"In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen episodes."

"Jeremy sits in his hi-tech car all day and telecommutes from our driveway."

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

"Prospecting ain't what it used to be."

"No need to set out traps, I'm leaving. You don't have Wi-Fi in this dump."

"She comes with breast implants,a kiss and tell diary and a reality T.V deal."

Explorers discover the last contrarian without a podcast.

Screen Addiction

"I thought you turned location services off."