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"At that moment, the evil witch cast a spell on the prince that would force him to do her bidding."

Wifi in Hell

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Peter

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Snowman Driver

"Show me a man who's optimistic about the human race..."

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

Our Troubled Chowders

"The doctor wants you to point to where it hurts."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

"Last night my mom made us watch an old comedy with cary grant. He's funny, but he's no Adam Sandler."

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

"I'm pretty sure there's a Starbucks on the other side of that big rock."

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

"Well done, doctor. I've never seen a phone removed from a hand so skillfully before."

Rocket charmer.

"Jeremy sits in his hi-tech car all day and telecommutes from our driveway."

'What's the antidote for espresso?'