Modern Life Satire Fan Pillows

"Can Hiram call you back? He's adjusting our solar panels."

"You know, there are other emojis."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Peter

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Snowman Driver

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

Pop star weather report.

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

'We need more cake shows!'

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

Reality TV

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

"In the future, everyone will be famous for fifteen episodes."

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

"I don’t remember there being a tip jar the last time we were here."

'He was too chatty. I don't like small talk. Too much gibber, not enough jabber.'

'What's the antidote for espresso?'