Moby Dick Enthusiast Gifts

'It's Mooby Dick'

"Aye, lad, so how's the white whale?"

"Perhaps you are looking for a different Wailing Wall?"

"We need to talk about the whale in the room."

Moby the Private Dick.

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

'Great guns! Have you been unemployed since the Great White Whale Debacle?'

The updated 'Moby Dick'...

'Choose, Fenster

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Soldiers' Ego

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Alpha males through the ages!

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Herman Melville

Have you ever sued anyone for slander or libel, Randy? Indeed I have, little buddy. It was 1979. Francis Melba stood up in the middle of the cafeteria and accused me - in front of all the other kids - of being "nothing special." So I stood atop my table, ripped my shirt in two, slowly smoothed out my mustache, and then proceeded to flex my pecs, one at a time. HOJ. The sunlight streaming in through the windows scattered off my bouncing pecs like a disco ball. That's when Melba knew he was toast.

"They always forget the hyphen. . ."

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

The White Whale Mounted On The Wall

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

Moby Dick with peg leg.

"Mom!!"

Surfin' Ahab.

Man with many tattoos.

"Not everyone gets a coffee store chain named after him, eh, 'Ishmael'?"

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

Tunnel of Vengeance.

What's my line? "Call me Fishmael." It's stupid, but it's a day's work, and it's a speaking part for a goldfish. Consider yourself lucky.