Moby Dick Devotee Gifts

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Astral Projection

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

David Bowie

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

"Aye, lad, so how's the white whale?"

"Perhaps you are looking for a different Wailing Wall?"

Herman Melville

"They always forget the hyphen. . ."

Philip Kindred Dick

'It's your father. He says he's joining Bob Dylan's never ending tour.'

Moby the Private Dick.

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

The White Whale Mounted On The Wall

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

Moby Dick with peg leg.

Surfin' Ahab.

'It's Mooby Dick'

Cut out and keep your own Fitness Instructor.

"Not everyone gets a coffee store chain named after him, eh, 'Ishmael'?"

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

The updated 'Moby Dick'...

What's my line? "Call me Fishmael." It's stupid, but it's a day's work, and it's a speaking part for a goldfish. Consider yourself lucky.