Moby Dick Fan Gifts

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"You'll probably think this is just some opening line, but ... call me Ishmael."

"One day, I will catch the koi fish that nibbled my left leg."

"There he goes – my great white whale."

"Not everyone gets a coffee store chain named after him, eh, 'Ishmael'?"

Herman Melville

Young Ahab's obsession started with the Great Wide Wayfarer.

'Come on - You mean Ahab thought Moby was the only great white whale?'

What's my line? "Call me Fishmael." It's stupid, but it's a day's work, and it's a speaking part for a goldfish. Consider yourself lucky.

Where Ahab's hatred for white animals came from...

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

Moby Dick with peg leg.

"They always forget the hyphen. . ."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

'Choose, Fenster

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Our cover is francophile liberals

"Paper or plastic?"

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

The Mafia Goes Green.

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

"Aye, lad, so how's the white whale?"

"Perhaps you are looking for a different Wailing Wall?"

"I'll have the 'Sammy the bull' …hold the quail eggs."

Moby the Private Dick.

Philip Kindred Dick

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

The White Whale Mounted On The Wall