Moby Dick Fan T-Shirts

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"You'll probably think this is just some opening line, but ... call me Ishmael."

"One day, I will catch the koi fish that nibbled my left leg."

"There he goes – my great white whale."

"Not everyone gets a coffee store chain named after him, eh, 'Ishmael'?"

Herman Melville

Young Ahab's obsession started with the Great Wide Wayfarer.

'Come on - You mean Ahab thought Moby was the only great white whale?'

Where Ahab's hatred for white animals came from...

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

Moby Dick with peg leg.

"They always forget the hyphen. . ."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

'Choose, Fenster

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"Paper or plastic?"

Our cover is francophile liberals

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

The Mafia Goes Green.

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

"Aye, lad, so how's the white whale?"

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

Moby the Private Dick.

The White Whale Mounted On The Wall

Actor looks at script called The Sandi Toksvig Story. He says: 'It's not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to play the Dane.'

Surfin' Ahab.

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

'Hi. I'm Don.'

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"