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Bob begins to regret his decision to stay for one last drink.

'Choose, Fenster

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Built and Built without a permit.

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

Alpha males through the ages!

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

Herman Melville

"Aye, lad, so how's the white whale?"

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

Moby the Private Dick.

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

"They always forget the hyphen. . ."

The White Whale Mounted On The Wall

Moby Dick with peg leg.

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

'Under this blubber, pal, there are abs and muscle you wouldn't believe!'

Surfin' Ahab.

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

The Three Billy Goats Buffed

"Hercules hiscules"

Man with many tattoos.