Moby Dick Admirer Gifts

Bob begins to regret his decision to stay for one last drink.

The rock caricature

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'Choose, Fenster

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

History of Cartooning.

He loves the water.

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Built and Built without a permit.

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

Alpha males through the ages!

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

"Aye, lad, so how's the white whale?"

"Perhaps you are looking for a different Wailing Wall?"

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

Herman Melville

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

Moby the Private Dick.

Have you ever sued anyone for slander or libel, Randy? Indeed I have, little buddy. It was 1979. Francis Melba stood up in the middle of the cafeteria and accused me - in front of all the other kids - of being "nothing special." So I stood atop my table, ripped my shirt in two, slowly smoothed out my mustache, and then proceeded to flex my pecs, one at a time. HOJ. The sunlight streaming in through the windows scattered off my bouncing pecs like a disco ball. That's when Melba knew he was toast.

"They always forget the hyphen. . ."

Philip Kindred Dick

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

The White Whale Mounted On The Wall

'Under this blubber, pal, there are abs and muscle you wouldn't believe!'

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

The Three Billy Goats Buffed

"Oh yeah, living on the ledge."

Surfin' Ahab.

"Hercules hiscules"

Moby Dick with peg leg.

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"