Moby Dick Aficionado Gifts

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

The White Whale Mounted On The Wall

'The tender is your severance package, Queequeg. Bon voyage!'

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

'Choose, Fenster

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Soldiers' Ego

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"You had me at hell."

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Alpha males through the ages!

Herman Melville

"Aye, lad, so how's the white whale?"

Moby the Private Dick.

"They always forget the hyphen. . ."

"Mom!!"

Surfin' Ahab.

'I just invented walking upright, and already I got a charlie horse!'

"He loves me!"

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

Man with many tattoos.

Moby Dick with peg leg.

'It's Mooby Dick'

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

Grim Reaper Hitchhiking

"Not everyone gets a coffee store chain named after him, eh, 'Ishmael'?"

"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."