Moby Dick Fans Gifts

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

Surfin' Ahab.

Tunnel of Vengeance.

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

'Choose, Fenster

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Our cover is francophile liberals

"Paper or plastic?"

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

The Mafia Goes Green.

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

Herman Melville

"Perhaps you are looking for a different Wailing Wall?"

"Aye, lad, so how's the white whale?"

"They always forget the hyphen. . ."

"I'll have the 'Sammy the bull' …hold the quail eggs."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

Philip Kindred Dick

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

Moby the Private Dick.

'You the one they call 'The Farmer'?'

The White Whale Mounted On The Wall

Mafia Shrinks

'Hi. I'm Don.'

"It's all about the freezer storage space for Vinny."

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

Moby Dick with peg leg.