Moby Dick Fans Prints

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

Surfin' Ahab.

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

'Choose, Fenster

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Our cover is francophile liberals

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

"Paper or plastic?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

The Mafia Goes Green.

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

"Aye, lad, so how's the white whale?"

Herman Melville

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"They always forget the hyphen. . ."

Moby the Private Dick.

The White Whale Mounted On The Wall

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

'Hi. I'm Don.'

Mafia Shrinks

Moby Dick with peg leg.

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

"OK, how about 'proactively striving for excellence in da rackets game?"

'It's Mooby Dick'