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Lord George brings news of the debate

Changes at home

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

'Choose, Fenster

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"Mr.Scrooge has lodged a complaint,with regard to your 'aggressive begging."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'It's the middle of the summer. You've been hallucinating again.'

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

"But think of the S.E.O. if the title actually named the two cities."

Mr. Toots becomes particular - Diogenes also

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

I am married

Proceedings of the club

Miss Jellyby

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

Jerry's dancing dogs

A new meaning in the Roman

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

"Aye, lad, so how's the white whale?"

Herman Melville

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

Prince Turveydrop's Dancing Academy

Moby the Private Dick.

Man notices that all the children hoping to play Tiny Tim in A Christmas Carol are obese.

"They always forget the hyphen. . ."

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