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'It's Mooby Dick'

"Aye, lad, so how's the white whale?"

"We need to talk about the whale in the room."

Moby the Private Dick.

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

'Great guns! Have you been unemployed since the Great White Whale Debacle?'

The updated 'Moby Dick'...

'Choose, Fenster

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Soldiers' Ego

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Alpha males through the ages!

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

Herman Melville

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"They always forget the hyphen. . ."

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

The White Whale Mounted On The Wall

Surfin' Ahab.

Man with many tattoos.

"Mom!!"

"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"

Moby Dick with peg leg.

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

"Not everyone gets a coffee store chain named after him, eh, 'Ishmael'?"

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."