Buffy Devotee Gifts

Astral Projection

Clown on bike.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Choose, Fenster

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"He's starting to flag a bit"

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"Okay, who's purring?"

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

David Bowie

Bunny Pranks

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"They'd sold out of #1's."

Nick Cave

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Peter Gabriel

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

Bubbie Selfies

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Madonna's out early this morning."

Secular Cloisters

'I can't stay mad at him, especially when he scratches me behind the ears.'

A Moosetache.

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

Man's Best Friend - Man's Worst Friend - Man's Only Friend

Fight Club.

"A guard dog?! You think you're a guard dog!

"Enough with the drama."

"You won't find a better breed if it's affection you're looking for."