Buffy Devotee Gifts

Clown on bike.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Choose, Fenster

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"He's starting to flag a bit"

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"Okay, who's purring?"

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

Bubbie Selfies

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

Secular Cloisters

A Moosetache.

'I can't stay mad at him, especially when he scratches me behind the ears.'

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

"A guard dog?! You think you're a guard dog!

Fight Club.

Man's Best Friend - Man's Worst Friend - Man's Only Friend

"Enough with the drama."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"You won't find a better breed if it's affection you're looking for."