Moby Dick Devotee Pillows

'Choose, Fenster

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

Herman Melville

"Aye, lad, so how's the white whale?"

Moby the Private Dick.

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"They always forget the hyphen. . ."

The White Whale Mounted On The Wall

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

Surfin' Ahab.

Moby Dick with peg leg.

'It's Mooby Dick'

Cut out and keep your own Fitness Instructor.

"Not everyone gets a coffee store chain named after him, eh, 'Ishmael'?"

The updated 'Moby Dick'...

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

Up or down.