Drip Devotee Pillows

Pour Over Coffee

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

I love my Timpani

Happy Hour

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"God, I love this show!"

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

How hit songs get their names

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

Frank's Drill Co. I built this company bit by bit.

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

Pipe Down

'Single or double?'

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

Tribal man drumming a message read by an Englishman"...and finally, Middlesex are 120 for 3..."