Drip Painting Devotee Pillows

Jackson Pollack

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

Cats watching an artist painting a fish.

Artist chained to his drawing.

'This guy is really good!'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"There's nothing like a dame!"

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Artist and Nature

Pipe Down

"A million five is the sticker price, so to speak."

'Aggressive Environmentalism'

Mona Lisa Laughs At Viewer

Tom Waits

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"

Starving Artist

"I'm afraid you can't sure cartoonist for using your image- you can only kill them."

Creative Differences.

A man emerges from a red ink bottle

Unusual Dip Warning

Artist

Paul Gauguin suddenly realizes now that he's living in Tahiti, he can't go to the country for a vacation.

Clipart.

'I'm at my wit's end. Yesterday Wally decided to become a transvestite.'