Drip Painting Devotee Gifts

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

Artist chained to his drawing.

Cats watching an artist painting a fish.

'This guy is really good!'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"There's nothing like a dame!"

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Artist and Nature

Pipe Down

"A million five is the sticker price, so to speak."

'Aggressive Environmentalism'

Mona Lisa Laughs At Viewer

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"

Starving Artist

Tom Waits

"I'm afraid you can't sure cartoonist for using your image- you can only kill them."

Creative Differences.

Unusual Dip Warning

Clipart.

Paul Gauguin suddenly realizes now that he's living in Tahiti, he can't go to the country for a vacation.

Artist

A man emerges from a red ink bottle

'I'm at my wit's end. Yesterday Wally decided to become a transvestite.'