
Yoga Trash Talk
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Yoga Trash Talk
The Adventures of God
"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"
Desk plaque: 'P. Burnside, Upper-Echelon Nincompoop'
'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'
"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"
'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'
The Nihilist Deli.
"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."
"The beatings will continue until the morale improves!"
'Every man has his price, Peterson. I've decided yours is £2.75.'
"Half-full. Those were the days."
Mismanagement Consultant.
'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'
"Well, I guess that old saying really is true: the squeaky wheel gets the grease!"
"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."
'Please, sir -- I appeal to your common humanity!'
'Of course we're making a lot of mistakes - this is a dummy corporation.'
"I like your paperweight, Watkins..."
Fishermen catch a fish paint a 'No Fishing' sign.
Memo to all departments: NO!
"Just you wait until this firing freeze is over!"
"My wife says I bore people to death."
'Motivational poster,'
"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"
'The cross doesn't affect him. Let's try with a Star of David.'
Of all the days to sleep in!
"Whatever you do in there all day is fine with me, so long as it's not writing a memoir."
'The reality is, if you should go on one of those shows, I doubt that TV viewers would accept you any better than I do!'
Freak Show
'Hmm...needs refining.'
'Hello, Mr Busino. I understand you're suffering from some drug side effects.'
'You can't fire me. I fired you.'
Jesus' bones.
Zoo keeper throwing food to himself.
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