Mental Health Meme Fan Pillows

'I'm too trusting - I need some paranoia.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Psychobabbling brook.

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'The Neurosis Pack.'

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

Bob's mother drove him crazy - but at least she came to visit.

Fakir Shrink.

"So, Michael, any pesticidal thoughts today?"

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

"Therapist: Six couches no waiting"

Psychobabble.

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

Shrink's Summer Job

"Our operators are all busy. You are second in the queue."

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

'Oh, Freud is too darn hard to read -- I switched to Dr. Phil years ago.'

'Miss Caldwell, call security and send in the kleptomaniac.'

'Your case is extremely interesting...and I would like to get it produced...it will be a comedy.'

'Maybe all I really need is a hug.'

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

'It's paranoia, but a very benign form - he thinks Al Gore is out to get him.'

'Well - the layman's terminology for your condition is 'nutty as an acorn''

"Don't worry. Very soon you'll be back to what passes as normal for you."