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'I'm too trusting - I need some paranoia.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Psychobabbling brook.

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

'The Neurosis Pack.'

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

Fakir Shrink.

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

Bob's mother drove him crazy - but at least she came to visit.

"Therapist: Six couches no waiting"

Psychobabble.

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

"So, Michael, any pesticidal thoughts today?"

Shrink's Summer Job

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

Are you getting enough "me" time, Al? Oh, more than enough, Doctor

"Our operators are all busy. You are second in the queue."

'Oh, Freud is too darn hard to read -- I switched to Dr. Phil years ago.'

'Your case is extremely interesting...and I would like to get it produced...it will be a comedy.'

'Miss Caldwell, call security and send in the kleptomaniac.'

'Maybe all I really need is a hug.'

'It's paranoia, but a very benign form - he thinks Al Gore is out to get him.'

"Don't worry. Very soon you'll be back to what passes as normal for you."

'Well - the layman's terminology for your condition is 'nutty as an acorn''

"Doctor, I find you very easy to talk to."