Mental Health Meme Enthusiast Pillows

'Don't let it bother you - heck, some people think I'm nuts!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Providing Healthcare For All

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

World Cup Fever

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Psychobabbling brook.

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

'Hey, Lori! Take a look at Mr. Geckler's EKG!'

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"Good?"

Patient after an appendix operation

Psychobabble.

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

Fakir Shrink.

"Therapist: Six couches no waiting"

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

"So, Michael, any pesticidal thoughts today?"