Mental Health Meme Enthusiast Pillows

'Don't let it bother you - heck, some people think I'm nuts!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Providing Healthcare For All

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Psychobabbling brook.

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"Good?"

Patient after an appendix operation

Psychobabble.

Bob's mother drove him crazy - but at least she came to visit.

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

"Therapist: Six couches no waiting"

Fakir Shrink.

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

"So, Michael, any pesticidal thoughts today?"