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"I find myself correcting people a lot lately."

Psychobabbling brook.

'The Neurosis Pack.'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

Bob's mother drove him crazy - but at least she came to visit.

"Our operators are all busy. You are second in the queue."

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."

'Oh, Freud is too darn hard to read -- I switched to Dr. Phil years ago.'

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

". . . And you're mean. Other psychologists would at least give their wife a discount. . ."

"Don't worry. Very soon you'll be back to what passes as normal for you."

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

'We'll get to work on your inferiority complex as soon as you go back outside and wipe those filthy feet.'

Psychologist warns patient about his fish. 'Careful...the gold one is passive-aggressive.'

Even medical students sometimes have to repeat a year.

'Oh, great! Now I'm depressed too!'

"Your blood pressure is hitting the jackpot today."

'Don't let it bother you - heck, some people think I'm nuts!'

Doctor - "Oh this is interesting.. You are dead."

'I get better results with a live elephant and an invisible fence.'

'I'm too trusting - I need some paranoia.'

'Most of your repressed memories involve not paying my fees.'

"I've no idea where they are - maybe they're all ill."

'He's had a much healthier attitude to our financial woes since he started taking prescription anti-depressants.'

'You seem much better since they upped my medication.'

"You not only have multiple personalities, but worse - They have a clashing sense of style."

'I hear voices doctor, and sometimes I smell their breath!'

Professional psychiatrist!

"That's the one thing we flies cannot abide... closure."

"You don't need an antidepressant. I'm prescribing 2 cute, internet, cat videos a day for 10 days."

The voice in Myron's head was a psychologist. It didn't say too much, it would just listen to Myron's problems and send him a bill every month.