Mental Health Meme Lover Pillows

'Most of your repressed memories involve not paying my fees.'

Psychologist warns patient about his fish. 'Careful...the gold one is passive-aggressive.'

'You can begin.. I'm on HOLD..'

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Psychobabbling brook.

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

'The Neurosis Pack.'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"Good?"

Patient after an appendix operation

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

Bob's mother drove him crazy - but at least she came to visit.

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

"You'll be discharged quickly after surgery and placed in our mobile recovery unit: a taxi home."

Coma for twenty years

'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'

"Our operators are all busy. You are second in the queue."

"Thanks for reminding me, doc! I just forgot that I've got Alzheimer's!"

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

'Oh, Freud is too darn hard to read -- I switched to Dr. Phil years ago.'

'I think he'll be okay. He had a mild brush stroke.'

A woman stops at a building directory sign for Centers for Diseases.

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

". . . And you're mean. Other psychologists would at least give their wife a discount. . ."

'We'll get to work on your inferiority complex as soon as you go back outside and wipe those filthy feet.'

"Don't worry. Very soon you'll be back to what passes as normal for you."

'Oh, great! Now I'm depressed too!'

"Your blood pressure is hitting the jackpot today."