Mental Health Humor Appreciator Pillows

Psychobabbling brook.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"I stand corrected."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

"It's inoperable and perennial."

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

Healthy Eating Casualties

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

"When they develop their own gravitational field it's a clear warning sign of getting type 2 diabetes."

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

"It happened either over the weekend or when I left the office today for lunch."

"You have what we are going to call Klitson's Disease, Mr. Klitson."

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

"So, Michael, any pesticidal thoughts today?"

Fakir Shrink.

"Therapist: Six couches no waiting"

Psychobabble.

Bob's mother drove him crazy - but at least she came to visit.

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

"Trust me I'm a Doctor."