Mental Health Humor Appreciator Gifts

Psychobabbling brook.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"I stand corrected."

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Turn your head and laugh.

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

Healthy Eating Casualties

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"When they develop their own gravitational field it's a clear warning sign of getting type 2 diabetes."

"It's inoperable and perennial."

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

"It happened either over the weekend or when I left the office today for lunch."

"Therapist: Six couches no waiting"

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

Fakir Shrink.

Bob's mother drove him crazy - but at least she came to visit.

"So, Michael, any pesticidal thoughts today?"

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

Psychobabble.

"You have what we are going to call Klitson's Disease, Mr. Klitson."