Humor In Mental Health Enthusiast Pillows

'Oh, great! Now I'm depressed too!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Psychobabbling brook.

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"You must learn to let go."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

If dogs were psychiatrists.

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

Welcome: How Does that Make You Feel?

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

'My guru thinks you're nuts.'

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

Psychobabble.

"We at MEGAPHARMA are 100% behind the benefits of 'talking therapies' which is why we've developed MEGAZYMOLIN to enhance the experience..."

"I guess I'll never understand women."

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'