Humor In Mental Health Enthusiast Prints

'Oh, great! Now I'm depressed too!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Psychobabbling brook.

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"You must learn to let go."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

If dogs were psychiatrists.

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

Welcome: How Does that Make You Feel?

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

"We at MEGAPHARMA are 100% behind the benefits of 'talking therapies' which is why we've developed MEGAZYMOLIN to enhance the experience..."

Psychobabble.

It sounds like you've been watching Dr. Phil again, Al � bad idea. Dr. Phil provides a service, Dr. Kapuchnik: he makes you seem like less of a pompous, overbearing know-it-all.

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

"I guess I'll never understand women."

'My guru thinks you're nuts.'