Meme Mariners Gifts

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Sponge Blog

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I got one this small.'

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

So, how are you planning on eating that?

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"Another impulse purchase?"

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"Oooooh, you should smile more often. It suits you"

Fingerlings.

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

"I went with the flow and wound up in the French quarter."