Meme Mariners Mugs

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Sponge Blog

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I got one this small.'

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

"Another impulse purchase?"

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

"I went with the flow and wound up in the French quarter."

Fingerlings.

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'