Marriage Journey Fan Gifts

In it for the long haul.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"Yes ... no!"

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

So all is not rosy in the garden?

"Ah-h, her comes my better half now."

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

'Sharing the same skin-type is fine. But, as a basis for a stable marriage...'

'I told you he had a temper.'

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

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'The coalition of the willing.'

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, for whatever that's worth these days.'

"I love marriage...It's my husband I hate."

'I'm not the sitting tenant, I'm your husband.'

'It'll get better, Vinny - my marriages always have a bad first quarter.'

"I remember when you used to whisper sweet nothings in my ear."

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'Forget about marriage conselling: Me, I sent Max to Obedience School instead...'

"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"

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'Happy anniversary! It's a season pass for us to go to marriage counseling.'

"I married for contrast."

'You wanted me to take you to my leader. Well, my wife is my leader.'

"I'll be back – I'm going to run from my emotions."